Monday, August 2, 2010

the one who never pooted





there's an unspoken ideal that men spend their entire lives searching for. that one, perfect, precious angel who's never pooted. when people break-up, most women will say it was a lack of this or a lack of that, but men don't think that way. they know better. she pooted.

had i known i would find my own pootless one in a pool hall, i wouldn't have spent so much consternation in libraries and grocery stores. that's where they seem most likely to be. but whether by sound or by linger, i moved on when they pooted.

and when she forgets to order water, red bulls, heineken, or rents out table 8, i will always forgive. i'll never tell her how much she means to me, i promise, as long as she never poots.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice picture. but does she fart?

steve turner said...

she can't even spell it.

Anonymous said...

IF that is how you rate women- you've got a lot of growing up to do!