-most ulterior statement I've ever heard:
"and don't you know that man wanted me to go down on him, now what would you have done?" (I was hitching a ride, this was spoken by a male)
-coldest thing I've ever heard:
"don't let anyone tell you those scars aren't ugly, 'cause they are."
-most perverted thing I've ever heard:
"he had a dingleberry and I just had to bite it."
-most insincere statement:
"do ya'll want somthin cold to drank?"
-least favorite sound(s):
tinkling ice and (tie) people who laugh/cough
-ugliest person I've ever seen.
there's a cop lady in N.Y. who, honestly, has a head the size of a small child. Her lips look like a football pressed against a pumpkin. her hair is like cattle wire dipped in rust. her body resembles the michelin man with tits and she's an albino. (her bedroom was tacky too)
most vulgar statement:
(heard as a child in leaksville) "hey baby, let me git down nare and just eat that thang."
grossest sight: there was this........ (just can't do it)
best scene in a movie:
the plastic bag scene in "American Beauty."
worst scene in a movie:
scarlett saying: "oh, fiddle dee dee."
best scam line:
"I need a few dollars for my meds. I'm startin to hear those voices in my head again..."
most redneck thing I've ever heard:
"my lips are big cause ricky's are."
most redneck thing I've ever seen:
I was shooting pool in a country store (damn well) and was being cocky. I got a jealous stare down by a country-fried baby-raper. When I came back two nights later, he had his whole country band playing up against my table. when I walked in, he tried to add rock-machismo to a riff with emphatic fingers and caricature of angst-face. the lyrics were about some loser who worked in a cornfield and it just didn't compel.
to be continued...
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